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Confessions of a non-yogi who likes yoga classes

In Uncategorized on January 6, 2013 at 2:46 pm

1. I don’t care how hot you make the room, I will not be able to touch my toes.  Seated or standing.

2. I don’t like to close my eyes during final savasana.  You want to know why?  Because it reminds me of that moment when I get in bed at night and I’m tired and close my eyes and immediately remember a bunch of things I need to do.  Some of which require going outside to the car.  The care that’s parked half a mile away.

3. I’m all for you putting your hands on me to help me get into (or especially out of) a pose but I can’t help but think how gross it is for you that you have to touch me when I’m all sweaty.  It’s gross isn’t it?  But not as gross as touching the guy next to me right?

4. I would look all happy and serene like you doing my job if I could wear yoga pants all day.  But not if I had to touch sweaty people taking my classes of course (how are you not catching the flu?).

5. I have been taking yoga classes on and off since college, and that blank look on my face is because I have no idea what you just said.  I need it dumbed down.  Chair pose.  Lunge.  Sit.  You get my drift.

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