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FFB 35: Lick it!

In Uncategorized on March 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Dear Future Former Boss:

I quit.   I am uninspired.  I was always told that when I grew up I should do work that inspired me.  Stuffing envelopes just doesn’t do it for me.

Sincerely,

Your Future Former Employee

P.S.  I would reconsider my resignation if you let me lick the envelopes after I stuff them.  Yum.

FFB 34: Thank you

In Uncategorized on March 16, 2012 at 9:36 am

Note: I apologize for my lengthy FFB absence!  I’ve been quite preoccupied by my nephew’s battle with ulcerative colitis lately and have struggled to even have a sarcastic thought!  So this letter won’t be sarcastic but I’ll work on it this weekend while I celebrate my Irish heritage and get inebriated.  Alcohol is often key to sarcasm of course.

Dear Future Former Boss:

Please accept this letter of resignation.  Thank you for your mentorship, professionalism and guidance over the years of my employment in this company.  It is because of you that I am qualified and ready to take on my new job position.

Sincerely,

Your Future Former Employee

P.S.  Enclosed please find my draft recommendation for you on Linkedin.  Please feel free to edit this recommendation before I post it.  I hope it shows what a pleasure and honor it is to work for you.

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