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FFB 33: From the desk of the cave man

In Uncategorized on February 23, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Dear Future Former Boss (Girl Scouts of America):

I quit. I can’t believe you want me to “build girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place.”  A better place?  For who? The radicals who care about girls?  What kind of progressive, intelligent, sane person do you think I am? I need to get back to that rock I live under.

Sincerely,

Your Future Former Employee (a total idiot)

P.S. I’m taking the Thin Mints with me.

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FFB 32: The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself!

In Uncategorized on February 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Dear Future Former Boss:

I quit.  I’m afraid of you.  I’m not afraid of much, but you are one scary person.

Sincerely,

Your Future Former Employee

P.S. You could only be scarier if you dressed up like a clown.

FFE – Deviating from the model

In Uncategorized on February 1, 2012 at 7:46 am

Dear (potential) Future Former Employee (You know who you are):

I believe that when you die, your familial duties and obligations are not necessarily over.  We need you “up there, looking out for us.”  Whatever that means.  So, get on it already!  Or you will be fired, and I will start praying to the patron saint of “I give a damn!”

Sincerely,

Your (potential) Future Former Boss

P.S. The vacation’s over Mom.  My nephew needs you.

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