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FFB 31: Sh&t happens

In Uncategorized on January 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

Dear Future Former Boss (Crohn’s Disease):

I surrender.  I quit. You win. You have a complete hold on my life right now.  But, be advised, you are on notice. This flare-up won’t last forever.  And for the rest of my life, I will do whatever I can to take you down.  I will expose you for the cruel bastard that you are. When I am done, an army of the world will be fighting for new science and policies to destroy you.  You will be defeated, and I will win.


Your Future Former Suffering (Employee) Patient

P.S. Nobody likes an a$$hole.


FFB 30: Karma Chameleon

In Uncategorized on January 19, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Dear Future Former Boss:

I quit.  Corporate culture is not for me.  To be honest, the only “culture” I’m interested in is the Culture Club.  I love Boy George!


Your Future Former Employee

P.S. Do you really want to hurt me?  If you don’t, then we can skip this two weeks of work/notice business, and I’ll leave by the end of the day.

FFB 29: Will you be mine?

In Uncategorized on January 15, 2012 at 10:11 am

Dear Future Former Boss:

This letter is to notify you that I plan to quit sometime in 2012.  One of my resolutions for this year is to get a new job.  That I like.  Or at least don’t hate.  I’ll keep you posted on my search and be sure to give you enough time to fill my big shoes here!


Your Future Former Employee

P.S. Plan B is to fulfill my other resolution for 2012 and find a rich man to marry and take care of me.  You’re single, right?  How much do you pull down per year again?

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