FutureFormerBoss

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FFB 31: Sh&t happens

In Uncategorized on January 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

Dear Future Former Boss (Crohn’s Disease):

I surrender.  I quit. You win. You have a complete hold on my life right now.  But, be advised, you are on notice. This flare-up won’t last forever.  And for the rest of my life, I will do whatever I can to take you down.  I will expose you for the cruel bastard that you are. When I am done, an army of the world will be fighting for new science and policies to destroy you.  You will be defeated, and I will win.

Sincerely,

Your Future Former Suffering (Employee) Patient

P.S. Nobody likes an a$$hole.

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FFB 30: Karma Chameleon

In Uncategorized on January 19, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Dear Future Former Boss:

I quit.  Corporate culture is not for me.  To be honest, the only “culture” I’m interested in is the Culture Club.  I love Boy George!

Sincerely,

Your Future Former Employee

P.S. Do you really want to hurt me?  If you don’t, then we can skip this two weeks of work/notice business, and I’ll leave by the end of the day.

FFB 29: Will you be mine?

In Uncategorized on January 15, 2012 at 10:11 am

Dear Future Former Boss:

This letter is to notify you that I plan to quit sometime in 2012.  One of my resolutions for this year is to get a new job.  That I like.  Or at least don’t hate.  I’ll keep you posted on my search and be sure to give you enough time to fill my big shoes here!

Sincerely,

Your Future Former Employee

P.S. Plan B is to fulfill my other resolution for 2012 and find a rich man to marry and take care of me.  You’re single, right?  How much do you pull down per year again?

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