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FFB 28: Slice and bake!

In Uncategorized on December 21, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Dear Future Former Boss (a.k.a. Pillsbury Dough Boy):

I quit.  I see the error of my ways.  Hours of holiday cookie baking, slaving over a hot stove and my KitchenAid, pounds of butter and chocolate, dozens of eggs – I get it.  Cookie dough in a tube!  No muss, no fuss!  Slice and bake!

You win.


Your Future Former Employee (more like slave)

P.S. I’ll be calling in bloated to work tomorrow.


You’re Back!

In Uncategorized on December 15, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Dear Payday:

I love you.



P.S. I wish we didn’t spend so much time apart.

FFB 27: Abandon ship!

In Uncategorized on December 8, 2011 at 8:42 am

November, 2008

Dear Future Former Boss (Rod):

I quit.  You’re going down, and I am not going down with you.


Your Future Former Employee

P.S. I think orange might be a good color for you.  Sometimes it can wash people out, though, so you might want to add some orange to your wardrobe now and check it out.


FFB 26: Suspension

In Uncategorized on December 3, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Dear Future Former Boss (voters):

I am suspending my campaign.  I’m not an adulterer!  I don’t sexually harass women!  I’m a Republican; we don’t do those types of things.


Your Future Former Employee (one-time presidential candidate)

P.S. As you probably guessed some time ago, the 9-9-9 plan has been 86’d as well.

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