Dear Future Former Boss:
You got me. I will quit. At the end of this season because you know I am the winningest coach in college football history right? And those wins sure were worth it. Worth turning a blind eye when I thought some boys might be getting hurt. Because it’s all about the W’s in the column, isn’t it? And there’s a Rose Bowl bid on the line this year, you know.
Sincerely,
Your Future Former Employee
P.S. I hope this concession is enough and you don’t fire me before the end of the football season. Because there’s a Rose Bowl bid on the line this year. Did I mention that?
jenpenn 